Sonnuvabitch!

So I fire up the Cineworld website to find a time to go see Planet Terror, no mention of the film on the website. I go to the Odeon website, the nearest cinema showing it is Norwich.

Rubbish. Absolute rubbish. Time to buy the American DVD then.

Finally

It's about goddamn time.

Not again.

Walked into a goddamn door with the same goddamn toe as before. Bruised again, hurts again. And it annoys me that Planet Terror still has no UK release date despite being released in France, Sweden, Holland, Estonia, Greece and, next week, Germany.

Why do they get machine guns for legs and we don't?

I did stumble across this "international" trailer for the film:



And, even better, apparently Fergie gets killed in it.

You've let me down America

So it appears that Grindhouse has tanked in America and is now left without a release date over here.

Great. Just great. Thank you very much America. All I wanted was to see a damn film with a machine gun for a damn leg and now I can't. A machine gun for leg! Did no one see the trailer?

I am very annoyed.

And then I read this, quite simply the worst list of the Top 50 films so far this year. Epic Movie? Hannibal Rising? Norbit?!

And no Hot Fuzz.

I feel enraged.