Saturday, March 28, 2009

I am totally in the 21st Centuary

Typing this on my new iPod Touch. Life is good.

Will get writing some reviews as well at some point.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Would like to see this now please



Would be nice at Halloween but nevermind. Must see!

Friday, March 06, 2009

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Round 2...FIGHT!

So, 2008 was actually a weird entry into the ongoing Marvel vrs DC battle but this time in movie form: The Hulk and Iron Man vrs Batman. Difficult to say who won, probably a score draw if we're honest.

2010, however, is where the shit will go down. Marvel have unveiled their release schedule, as have Warner Bros who own DC. Here it is:

Iron Man 2 (Marvel) : May 7th, 2010
Twilight: Eclipse (Warners) : June 30th, 2010
Thor (Marvel), Inception (Warners, Christopher Nolan's next film) : July 16th, 2010
Jonah Hex (DC/Warners) : August 6th, 2010
Green Lantern (DC/Warners) : December 17th, 2010
The First Avenger: Captain America (Marvel) : May 6th, 2011
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 (Warners), The Avengers (Marvel) : July 15th, 2011

Obviously, the big one is Potter vrs The Avengers. It will be interesting to see if either studio moves the release date for those films, Iron Man/Thor/Captain America are supposed to bulid towards The Avengers so that could have huge heat. More that Potter though?

Bet none of them get any Oscars.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Yet another video but who cares



Yep, looking like a good year for movies.

Bit of business

I am now up to date with the film reviews, they're posted on the date I saw them so look back over the past month or so to find them. I won't get so behind again, promise!

And just for Ryan because he can't look for things on the Internet by himself because he gets distracted and watches videos of male rape from Oz over and over and over again, here's the new Transformers trailer:

Monday, February 09, 2009

Friday, February 06, 2009

And so it continues



Still funny.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

I now have a new hero



God Bless Christian Bale.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

I Love The Superbowl!

And it's not for the 'football', it's for great trailer that get shown during the commercial breaks for awesome summer blockbusters.


Out of those, it's pretty much a tie between Transformers and GI Joe (which will hopefully be renamed Action Force over here but I doubt it).

If pushed, I'm leaning towars Joe simply because of Dennis Quaid. His wolfish grin makes my knees weak.

*sighs*

I know I have reviews still to do

But this is to good not to share.


Internet fame awaits!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Film review: The Wrestler

The Wrestler @ IMDB

The end of 2008 seems to have been all about the underdog and comebacks. No more so than with Mickey Rourke and his starring role in this new film from Darren Arronofsky. The buzz surrounding this film has been immense. Considering that Arronosky's films tend to fly under the radar* this is a bit surprising.

The subject matter as well isn't necessarily something that would draw in the widest audience. Rourke stars as Randy The Ram, a professional wrestler who was once one the biggest stars in the industry. Now he's reduced to wrestling in school halls for a handful of notes.

As a wrestling fan, the film is a great look behind the curtain. Seeing the 'opponents' talking through the matches before they start, deciding on moves and how best to get the crowd excited is fascinating. It reminds me of a wrestling documentary called Beyond The Mat, it really is a warts and all view of the life of a wrestler.

And Rourke really goes for it. It is a really brave and raw performance, he becomes this tragic, battered survivor who can't let go of the memory of the good times.

This isn't to say that Rourke carries the film, the support around him doesn't let the side down either. Marissa Tomei is just as good as Rourke in her role as The Ram's potential girlfriend.

It's not perfect, some scenes seem to be there just so they can be shown as Oscar clips and the wrestling scenes may be too brutal for some. Some may have issues with the ending as well.

But it's an undeniably great film with one of the best central performances of the last year.

In a word? Powerful.

Monday, January 26, 2009

I've got 99 problems but the INQ1 ain't one of them. Ish.

So I've got a new phone and a contract with 3. The phone I went for was an INQ1 which has been tagged as the Facebook phone, which is ironic becuase since getting it the thing I've accessed the most on it is Twitter.

But anyway, I like the phone. It's got a nice sturdy feel, the screen is nice and, for the money, has got a lot of functionality.

There are only two problems:

1) The camera. It's shit. Really bad. It's 3.2mp but the pictures come out blurry and really dark if you're inside. Natural sunlight pics aren't too bad but inside, not good at all.

2) The calendar. It's shit. Doesn't work. Not great.

Other than that, good times.

The Annual Late Review of The Year

BEST FILM OF 2008

For an actual piece of cinema, has to be There Will Be Blood. For a film that made me as giddy as a schoolgirl, Cloverfield.

BEST BOOK I READ IN 2008

Didn't read many new books this year but The Marvel Chronicles is amazing. 

BEST MUSIC OF 2008

For new music it would be Cage The Elephant which lept to the top of my iTunes most played list. For music I've discovered this year it would have to be finding Baby Huey thanks to the JCVD trailer.

BEST COMIC OF 2008

Have been enjoying Mark Millar's Old Man Logan run on Wolverine, All Star Superman was simply astounding, Kick Ass has been Kick Ass (sorry) and you know what? I liked Secret Invasion. Sue me.

BEST FILM TREND OF 2008

Kick ass end credits.

Seem to have seen a lot of these this year, a stand out being the end of Tropic Thunder. But it's not just action films, Wall-E's were top drawer as well. More of this please.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Film review: Valkyrie

Valkyrie @ IMDB

Fresh from his film stealing role in Tropic Thunder, Tom Cruise now returns to familiar territory in this historical action thriller about the failed assassination of Adolf Hitler.

Woah! Spollers!

Seriously though, if that sentence spoiled the film for you then you need help.

This film had a notoriously troubled production. It's pretty much a comeback film for both Cruise and the Director Brian Singer* so a lot was riding on it.

Overall, it pretty much hits the mark. It's nothing special but it's a good solid thriller that rarely disappoints.

The main issue people seem to be having with this film is that despite being set in German everyone speaks in American/English accents. This is a tricky topic. Yes, the real way it should have been done is in German with subtitles. This sometimes works** but will alienate a large audience. A bit of consistency would have been nice though, because you have the majority of people using there own accents then up pops Eddie Izzard with a German accent last seen in 'AlloAllo '.

If you can ignore this, then the film is enjoyable. While not Singer's best work the pacing is good and it is quite nail biting in parts. It's a good ensemble cast as well.

Well worth your time.

In a word? Erfreulich.



* Jumping on sofas and Superman Returns. You can figure out which is which.

** See Mel Gibson's recent output, both in foreign (and dead) languages.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Film review: Slumdog Millionaire

Slumdog Millionaire @ IMDB

Danny Boyle is a pretty eclectic film maker. He's gone from zombie apocalypse to space epic to a tale of a poverty stricken child in Mumbai.

Very eclectic.

There has been a lot of buzz surrounding this film, despite the fact that a while go it nearly lost it's American distributor. One thing has helped it attract a larger audience that might otherwise be scared off by the subject matter is that it's got an accessible hook: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

The film begins with our main character, who is one question away from winning the main prize, being interrogated. Why? Because he's a slumdog, an uneducated orphan from the slums. How can someone with his background possibly get so many questions right? He must be cheating. Mustn't he?

The marketing to this film should be ignored because, as the opening sequence demonstrates, this film is not Mamma Mia. This is at times an unflinchingly brutal journey through poverty and hardship.

So how does this reconcile with the feel good tone implied by the poster? Basically, the film and the main characters earns it. He suffers through the film and has to earn any happiness.

The acting is top notch, no one lets the side down. The characters are interesting, despite a couple of clichéd moments with the older brother. And all through the film you have the thrust of the Millionaire show pulling you through. You wouldn't have thought that a quiz show would have worked so well on the big screen but the natural tension in the format is magnified. It is nail biting towards the end.

Let's be honest, the film is full of co-incidences and quirks of fate. But it doesn't feel forced, like in something like Signs. It's feels natural, it feels right. You can sit there and say "Oh, that wouldn't happen in real life" but that's not the point. In fact, if you do, it says more about you than the film.

Great looking film, great soundtrack, great story, great acting. It barely puts a foot wrong.

In a word? Great.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

PS3 ID