Does a tortilla hat exist?
You may remember Homer had one in an episode of The Simpsons. Obviously that was a cartoon so what about in real life? I, as the eternal optimist, said of course. Ryan, as the grizzled realist, said don't be an idiot. The debate raged back of forth and we both drudgingly settled on the idea that you could have a sombrero and fill the rim with chips.
Ryan still didn't believe it would work, however.
Cut to tonight. I'm recording Ugly Betty for my wife who is at work and what is Betty wearing?
A GODDAMN TORTILLA HAT! STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, RYAN! WHO WAS RIGHT? HUH PAL? WHO WAS RIGHT? I WAS RIGHT!
Ahem. Apologies for that, it needed to be said.
2 comments:
You watch Ugly Betty.
I find that sad.
To be fair, my good wife does and I kinda do as well. I figure for proof that a tortilla hat is a viable concept it was worth it.
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