I wish I was American

There's a new entrant in the 2008 US Presidential Elections.

Christopher Goddamn Walker.

That's Christopher "Deer Hunter, King of New York, Dead Zone" Walken. President.

Hell, I'd vote for him in a heartbeat. Remember when he played that gangster in True Romance? When he killed Dennis Hopper? Imagine that guy stood in front of the UN. God, I wish I could vote for him. I bet his policies are all to do with how to make your hair as big as possible, exploring the fine line between unsettling and psychopathic and impromptu dancing.

This had better not be a joke.

--UPDATE--

Goddamnit, I should have known better. I could really just delete this post but I think it should stand as a warning, both to myself and others, to really check things out before posting something that will make myself look really, really stupid.

Phil = Doofus